aisis pickup lines

guy: miss, ikaw ba 'yong tinatawag nilang aisis?
girl: ha? bakit?
guy: ang hirap kasi mag-enlist sa puso mo

guy: grabe! there are only two profs remaining since bulok ang aisis!
girl: oo nga eh bad trip, there's not much of a choice 'no?!
guy: pero alam mo, just choose one... it doesn't matter naman eh
girl: why?
guy: kasi in the end, i'll still choose you

guy: ang papangit ng mga schedules natin 'no?!
girl: oo nge eh.
guy: pero buti ka pa...
girl: ha?
guy: maganda.

girl: shit! taken na lahat ng slots!
guy: alam mo, ok lang sa akin kung taken na lahat...
basta ikaw, hindi pa.

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